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Saturday 28 July 2007
its been almost a month since the smoking ban came into effect on 1 july. considering i have been partying quite a bit, its quite clear what my stand is on the ban..when you walk into a club, any one for that matter, the first thingnthat strikes you would be the air. suddenly, every thing smells so good, comparatively of course. visually, it seems like a thick veil has been lifted from in front of your eyes, like you have been given a new lease at sight.
through your olfactory detectors, you detect a new scent of clubs, one that you have never experienced before, except if you work at a club and was responsible for opening. lolx. you can even smell that drink in your hand!
and these effects run long after youve left the club. you dont experience watery, tired eyes. sniffing your clothes wont bring you into a choking frenzy, gasping for oxygen. your parents now wont know if youve been clubbing by smelling you!!! hahahaha..
but on the downside. have you noticed, that with this ban enforced, while the air inside clubs dont stink with smoke, a new stench has emerged. and its threatening to take over the party world! brace yourself for theres a new kid on the block.
body odour has launched its attack with vengeance. what had previously gone undetected until you roll about in bed with that tall, dark stranger, is now an annoying glare (to me only?). yes, i know dancing about makes your sweat. but you wont stink like you havent had a shower right? its not just a public place. you are in such close proximity with others, have the decency to shower first and spray on that cologne before heading out lah!!!
no wonder some people have been complaining guys are dirty creatures. dont ruin our reputation any longer, please!
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Friday 20 July 2007
we tend to talk about whats most relevant in our lives, most current. when in ns, boys talk all about ns when they meet their friends, much to the disdain of their girlfriends or female friends.gulity.as.charged
"whats so interesting?" they always ask.
"you complain all about your training, how tough, how boring, how waste of time. yet in a testosterone-filled setting, the topic of conversation always turn to that, and suddenly, your training becomes so exciting and impressive."
innocent.until.proven.guilty
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well i digress. just wanted a decent introduction to the post.. am drafting my report now so suddenly everything needs to be organised with intro and conclusion.. but i digress again!
so one particular conversation with princess pink veered towards my attachment research field. and blah blah blah.. slurry.. reactor.. fischer tropsch.. made up the words spewing forth from my mouth.. until..
incipient wetness impregnation.
the princess response? eeee... sounds kinky..
like what the hell.. i sensed absolutely NO sexual innuendos there you know.. dirty mind means dirty mind. fullstop. tsk tsk.
oh by the way, on a side note, my research of fischer tropsch somehow morphed into a fisherman in the tropics. as in fisher (tropics). hahahahah! hilarious i tell you.
guilty.as.charged.you
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Monday 16 July 2007
have you ever sent a text message to, or even dialled the number of that certain mr/ms wrong after having one drink too many?whereby you start blabbering nonsense, or start crying about why they dont feel the same way as you feel for them?
or how about like a certain someone i know.. who calls up every single one of her close friends, to tell them she loves them and appreciates their presence in her life..
sounds familiar? sounds like you?
well.. start rejoicing, coz a new service may just make its way to a handphone near you!
all you have to do, is to dial a special code, followed by the person in questions number and for that one night only, no outgoing call or text sent to that number will be allowed through! the service barring is for one night only, ending at 6am, when you are assumed to have sobered up, or have fallen fast asleep..
-grins-
nope, the above service is not a figment of my imagination, but it is already available in australia.. so all you lovers of ethanol, rejoice! and start pestering your telco to provide this service! :p
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Thursday 12 July 2007
this is a video of myself and MV bored in lab.. enjoy this clip and brace yourselves. there is one more in the pipes and its equally bo liao! LOL.this was taken early on in the year. when we first started our attachment.. MV took a skin coloured glove, cut out the finger tips and wore them. then took a blue glove and again, cut off the finger tips and wore back the glove. the rest? hilarious. :p
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Wednesday 4 July 2007
wah! i have been so busy since the start of the week that i barely even turned on my laptop at work!anyway. was listening to the radio this morning when i heard a familiar sound! simone!!!! glenn ong "invited" her back on class95 morning express to co-host with him while the flying dutchman was on mc with a fever..
sia lah! nostalgic siaaa!!! the last time i heard simone was probably 8 years ago? back then, he hosted on perfect10 ego trip every week nights at 11pm. wow! cant believe i even remember that! lolx. but really. glenn was the one man army then man. he "brought" all his friend! simone, short fart, honky tonk.. cant even remember the rest of their names. lolx..
seriously. glenn should bring them all back. by popular demand! im sure im not the only one entertained by them and their antics right? hahaa.. so anyone wanna start a petition going? :p
the.ego.trip
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