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Monday 13 August 2007

girls are evil

listening to this story recounted to me, i had a sinking feeling that what i knew all along was true. girls are evil. theyre scheming, vengeful..... yet oh-so-cant-live-without-em for us guys...

note to self: never ever get on the wrong side of one of them!

TY was at a club with a bunch of friends and this one friend asked him for help. she said there was a girl she knew from school, who was coming. and one she would like to get back at, after some falling out between them, which was supposedly quite serious.. her plan was for TY to pretend to want to know the "friend" (whom from now henceforth will be known as FT), dance with her.. basically to act all interested, then to let her know that she isnt hot enough for him.

see! didnt i say girls were scheming? that was exactly what i thought when i heard the story! gosh..

anyway.. so the girl was introduced.. in TYs words, she was a whale! that made it all the more difficult for him to fulfill his task! one which he christened "mission impossible". lolx!

and so the story goes. TY discarded his reputation, and introduced himself. offered the girl a drink, and asked her to dance. off to the dance floor they headed, hands interlocked, with another mate to accompany FT's friend. there on the dance floor, the dirty dancing started. in between motions from his mate to kiss her, TY responded with gagging motions! LOL!

sometime later, word passed down that now was the time to strike, to tell her she wasnt hot enough! TY would have been the happiest man in the room sia! but he thought of an even better way. he claimed that after showering her with so much attention, he was going to completely ignore her.

would that really crush her more than telling her straight in the face? share with me some insights please!

which was what TY did. completely ignoring her from then on, and proclaiming a job well done. lolx. now who was saying guys arent helpful? all coz his friend sent him on a mission.

girls.

so.scheming

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