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Sunday 18 March 2007
had an email conversation about two weeks back.. heres the excerpt of that convo..F: is there any way you can maybe steal one tiny gram of plutonium or whatever that's radioactive? then we can take over the world. okay, maybe we shld build a nuclear reactor first
me: whats with the "take over the world" thing anyway? so are you pinky?
then that would make me the brain? LOL
F: damn. but never mind, we still can make home made bombs using nitroglycerin right?? thats why i need your expertise in taking over the world. haha. hello, i much smarter than pinker lah. hey lets assume our throats are made of non-corrosive superstrong material. so what will happens if we drink alkali? will it react with the HCl? will we shit salt? :D :D cool, then we'll all become little salt-making machines, thus rendering useless the salt industry. we should so tap into this idea.
me: lolx. yeah. i'll try to find some thing you can use. ill lend you my
brains but disavow all knowledge of your evil plan kae? and pinkys not
that stupid what. hahaha..
yes. if our throats could handle the alkali, but first it must be the
specific NaOH alkali.. lolx.., it would react with the HCl produced in
our stomach. but we wouldnt shit salt my dear. you remember your chem
but not your bio? your body will absorb the salt in your digestive
system. so we cant be the personal salt makers you so wanna be.. :p :p
F: no seriously, wouldn't it be awesome if we had that little gram of radioactive stuff to ourselves? than out from nowhere we;ll become the world's number menace. its a fab idea, two young but marvellously smart youngsters creating the New World Order. we'll start small in singapore first, we'll displace the PAP and conquer istana. then we'll copulate, have kids where they'll form the minions of our plan to take over the world. might be a slow road but imagine in 20 years time they'll be all grown up and ready to rock!
no come to think of it, with your awesome mad scientist skills, we wouldnt even have to copulate! you'll just clone us. then it would be so much better to have an entire army of MOSes and Fs!!!!
me: hahaha.. even cloning requires a surrogate mother and time to grow..
you sure you wanna give birth to a whole army? coz if theres only the
2 of us in this.. it would be quite obvious the giving births have to
be done by you. :p
F: then its time u invent an artificial surrogate womb!! have you seen the matrix?? like little capsules. it'll be like a baby-making factory. :D
F has some wild imagination eh? :p
had to be a boring day at work for me then man.. lolx.
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