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Saturday 24 February 2007

rant.of.the.day

yesterday. (cue the song by wet wet wet - yesterday)

was travelling along alexandra, on the side of queensway shopping centre and i was in the right most lane, trying to make a u-turn to go up aye. green arrow started flashing. car in front accelerate to turn, i accelerate too to try and make it.

suddenly! (cue the same song, next stanza)

the car in front braked hard. i had to follow suit and stopped only centimetres away from him! wondering what the hell was going on, i very nearly became horny. i mean.. sound my horn.. -sheepish look- very nearly did.. so i look in front, trying to see what was going on..

i saw this brownish proton wira (it cant even be called champagne lah!) making a u-turn, from the lane on the left!! his window was open, and he looked at the car in front of me (i think the driver in front of me was giving him some look), and gestured vaguely at the u-turn sign and gave a the-sign-says-i-can-u-turn-so-i-u-turn-nothing-wrong face.

wtf. slap his the-sign-says-i-can-u-turn-so-i-u-turn-nothing-wrong face. as he drove past my car i pointed the universal hand sign of displeasure at him. he nearly caused me to bang into the car in front lor! but dont think he saw. hah.

idiot. yes, the sign says u-turn, but even kids know you u-turn from the right most lane lah! not just any other turning lane! idiot. dont know how he pass his driving wan sia..

i tell you.. i swear i dont make these stereotypes up lor. i see them.. right in front of my eyes.
-hysterical laughter-

dont wanna elaborate on the stereotype lah. make me sound "countryist" (as likened to "racist" and "sexist") only.

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